12/16/17

When The Debt Comes Due - A Short Story

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The following is a short story I wrote. It is Speculative Fiction, yes, but I feel it is inevitable unless we do something about it (the problem).
This is fully copyrighted by me (©2017 by The Lucky Craftsman), and may not be reused in any way without my express permission.
In the meantime, please enjoy...




When the Debt Comes Due




A depressing pall hung over the oval office on that fateful day.
The walls no longer glowed with life; the furniture, once soft, plush, and welcoming, now seemed hard and cold.
State flags that used to fly happily in the breeze from the open window now hung limp and lifeless from their poles.
In front of these last stood the immense wooden desk; now a dark, gelid behemoth.
Behind it sat a shriveled man in a majestic chair, head in hands as his elbows rested on the desk’s mahogany face.
Across the room, a door opened, and a soldier stepped smartly in and saluted, announcing “Sir, the Ambassadors have arrived with the documents for your signing.”
The man behind the desk, the President of the United States of  America, looked up with reddened eyes and straightened his navy blue tie. “Thank you, general. Show them in.”
The officer saluted, turned on a heel, and disappeared through the elegantly gilded door.
A few moments passed, then he reappeared, announcing the Ambassadors as they stepped over the threshold.
First to arrive was a small, sallow-skinned man.
“The Ambassador of China.”
Next was a tall, willowy man ensconced in a great-coat.
“The Ambassador of Great Britain.”
Another man stepped in, gray, weathered face stoic.
“The Ambassador of Russia.”
Another short figure arrived, thin arms encircling a large manila folder.
“The Ambassador of Japan.”
And lastly to appear was a brawny figure, Wearing the red outfit common of the USA’s neighbor.
“The Ambassador of Canada.”
With this final pronouncement, the officer saluted again and left the room, closing the massive oaken door with an ominous, foreboding thud.
Silence pervaded the room for a few moments as the six men surveyed one another. At last the president stood and offered the men seats before the desk. The squeaking leather of the chairs was loud in the large room as they all sat.
The Japanese man set his folder on the desk and settled back in his chair, nodding from the president to the folder.
“That is Japan’s terms of agreement for you to sign.”
The President slid it toward himself and flipped it open. In it was a pile of papers- translated into English for his convenience- describing the terms of the deal:
“I, ________, President of the United States of America, do hereby sign over, to the ownership of the Emperor of Japan, the following states, to reconcile debt accumulated via manufacturing...”
And on it went for several pages. At last, he took a pen out of the mug on his desk that bore the inscription ‘world’s greatest dad’, and pressed the tip to the creamy white pages. He hesitated briefly, then quickly signed his name where necessary.
Ten states gone.
The ambassador of China pulled a similar folder from his briefcase and placed it on the desk. The president opened it:
“I, the President of the United States of America, hereby sell to the Emperor of China, these states to cancel debt stemming from...”
He signed.
Twenty states gone.
Russia’s ambassador stood, withdrew a maroon folder from his fur-lined jacket, and placed it open on top of the two previous contracts before sitting down.
“I, president of the United States of America, do release ownership of the following states to the President of Russia to relieve the debt incurred from borrowing...”
Again the pen touched paper.
Thirty states gone.
Canada’s representative reached into his red flannel shirt, took out a dark green folder, and handed it to the president.
“We, the United States of America, do succeed these states to the Prime Minister of Canada, as compensation for unpardonable debts incurred...”
Ink again stained white.
          The willowy man, representing Great Britain, smiled as he handed over a gray folder. “Great America has, at last, fallen.”
The president snatched the folder with a sudden flash of anger, but it quickly died.
“We, the American People, do give up the following states to pay the debt due to Great Britain...”
Another black line curved across the paper.
Fifty states gone.
A nation divided.
Each ambassador retrieved their folders with restrained relish and mockingly bowed to the man behind the desk. The President of nothing.
They filed out, and the door closed again with a far more melancholy sound.
The man withdrew from a desk drawer a sheet of paper and took up the pen again, and addressed the letter to the American people:
“Brethren and sisters:
At last, our country has come to an end. We, once a great and prosperous nation, are now divided up between the world’s five great powers: Russia, Canada, Japan, China, and Great Britain.
It is was only with bitter tears that I signed the documents selling our fair land.
We, the people, lost touch with our roots. We chose the path of pleasure, not thinking about what future we were leaving our children. We ignored problems that should have been dealt with when they first reared their ugly heads.
Instead, we hid it; buried it with all the other 'maybe later's we are infamous for.
We lost sight of what should have been most important.
Now, it has cost us everything.
And now, it has come to this.
I did what I did in your best interest; WW III would be the only other alternative.
Please understand this: though we may be divided, the spirit shall remain; though we are enslaved, our hearts will be free;
We are still one.
~ President
After laying down the pen, he turned to look out the window at the overcast sky outside, and his chair caught the ‘World's Best Dad’ mug, sending it crashing to the floor. He turned and stared at the fragments of the once priceless mug;

He laid his head in his hands and wept.

9/29/17

Sad Times


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As I sat down to eat dinner last night, a program came on the radio about teen suicide. I was shocked to learn that 5,000 young people, from 10 to 24, commit- or attempt to commit- suicide every day.
That’s an incredible 60,000 teen suicides every year. And the sad thing is, it is only increasing.
But that’s not all.
The guest on this radio show, talking about what causes it and how to prevent it, told the story of a talk he gave at Liberty University. He asked the students filling the auditorium “Who here has someone close to them that suffers from depression, has tried committing suicide, or has even committed suicide?”
Over 98% of the students raised their hands.
Ninety-eight percent.
We live in a dark world, folks.
And unfortunately, current culture only provokes it.
Many people think it is a hatred of life that makes a person say “my life isn’t worth living” and kill themselves.
While this may be true for some, it is by far not the reason for the vast majority of cases.
Let’s look at some cultural reasons for people to think about suicide:
#1: Criticism by other people can lower one’s self-esteem to the state of asking “what’s the point of trying?”.
#2: Neglect plays a massive role. In a modern society that promotes the all-possessing goal of ‘make as much money as you can and you’ll be happy’, so many parents work so much that the only time their kids see them is bedtime and maybe breakfast, all other time possessed by either school or sleep. Families at large rarely sit and talk anymore, let alone about issues such as this one. And that leads to my third point…
#3: Social Media + video games can wreak so much havoc on the human mind, rewiring it, especially in adolescents, in ways that only antagonize the issue. So many teens look for approval from the world via social media, and if they don’t get it, are crushed.
There is now a video game on-line whose focus is on harming oneself. Not surprisingly, with the release of the ‘game’ (a horrific term for something so grotesque) came a huge spike in suicide rates across all age groups, but primarily in the group I focus on here.
#4: An evolutionary perspective on life. This is the basic message behind what is taught in most public schools:
“You are worthless. You are not destined for anything. You have no purpose. You live out a meaningless existence, then are buried in the ground and become food for other creatures. You don’t go anywhere, you only decompose, and the world moves on. You were created by a random jumble of different tissues that somehow formed a human being. No life has meaning, and that is the way it will always be.”
This is a poem I wrote, titled ‘Depression’, focused primarily on what thoughts might go through a person’s head while dealing with depression:
It haunts me like a nightmare, yet doesn’t leave with the morning sun;
I hate it with a passion, yet equally embrace it;
The Shadows, ever-present, threaten to swallow me whole;
Time goes on, but I remain in the void.
Does anyone care?
Am I alone in this dark universe, surrounded by… nothingness?
I feel alone; like everyone I have ever loved has abandoned me,
Left me to rot in the confines of my mind.
Can anyone hear me?
Can anyone see who I truly am through the fear-tainted glass?
Is there anyone out there who can break it & embrace me for who I am?
I wait, yet no one comes.
Do I matter?
Have I made a difference?
Can anyone say I have changed their lives?
My life is useless; I only waste breaths in a world of more important things.
I hold my head in agony as the demons of my mind rampage,
Filling it with thoughts of the darkest kind.
I should throw myself off the bridge; would anyone notice?
Or would I be just another body in a cold stone morgue?
No one cares, & no one ever will;
My mind is a private hell
And my body an empty shell.
Can you see now, why so many feel worthless?
Like their lives have no meaning, and they won’t change anything by killing themselves because they had no purpose?
Well, guess what people.
There is a way to have meaning for your life.
There is a way to make a difference.
Believing in the Lord Jesus, and believing His Glorious Father, God, Creator of the Heavens and the Earth, made you in his image, knit you together in your mother’s womb, created you uniquely to make a difference, created everything with a purpose and for a reason, can make all the difference in the world.
I have friends who struggle with depression. Yes, even one who attempted suicide once. But the message I just gave you changed their lives.
I’m not saying it’s a cure-all. I myself battle against depression. The difference is I know who stands behind me, I know where I’m going, and I know I have a purpose.
For you people out there who struggle with depression and- may God forbid it- suicidal thoughts, here are some bible verses for you to look up:
Romans 8:28
Philippians 4:13
Isaiah 41:10
Remember that there are so many people out there who want to talk with you, if only you’d ask them. But most importantly, God is always there to talk to, 24-7-52-∞.
Talk with God, and remember that you are never forgotten, never unloved, never left behind, never without a friend, and most importantly:
You are never alone.

If you’d like to chat with me on this subject, or just want someone to talk to, drop me a comment below and I’ll reply as soon as I can.
Until next time…
‘May the road rise to meet you;
The wind be always at your back,
May the sun be warm upon your face,
and the rain fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.’
- Irish Blessing


~~ The Lucky Craftsman

8/5/17

Pittsfield, NH Balloon Rally- fun for everyone!

The colorful pile of fabric begins to billow as the propane torch roars out a tongue of hair-singeing flame.
It slowly rises like a giant from its sleep, standing and stretching out, occasionally yawning.
Then, with a burst of energy, it pushes off the ground and throws itself to the mercy of the wind.

Ah, what a beautiful sight indeed! Every color of the rainbow spread out over a large field, gently rising above it all, quite literally. 

How is Pittsfield's balloon really different from any other, though?
The people.
At a huge balloon fest like Albuquerque, There are so many people and just too much stress.
At a small fest like Pittsfield, though, there are smaller crowds, less stress, and therefore the balloonists can interact more. You can walk up to them and ask, "So how does it work?" And they will show you every knob, screw, and handle in the basket.
I could fly my own balloon.

It's a light, fun, and family friendly weekend (the first full weekend in August, FYI) and features a small Carnival, food vendors, a craft show, and, of course, the balloons, featuring such ones as 'Amazing Grace', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds', 'Oaxaca', 'Celtic Magic', 'Peanuts 4 Ever', 'Blaser', 'Wild Ride', 'Sparkles', and many more. The most impressive balloon this year, however, is 'Scorch'. 
It is a dragon shaped balloon and stands at 145 feet, more than twice the height of a standard balloon, which is usually 70 feet.

The balloonist's info can be found here:

Do check out this balloon rally; a fun experience for the whole family!

~DFG


6/9/17

Immortality: Do we really want it?




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 You walk down a street. People crowd along it, yet the only sound is that of feet pattering over the pavement. Store windows broken, everything inside ravaged. Humans laying on the ground, groaning in agony, bloodied.

...

Is this the result of war?
No.
 Is it a third world country?
No.
What is it then?
Immortality.

Take a moment to think about all the hype being made over trying to find something that will make everyone young forever. What are some things you've heard?
"No one will have to die."
"We'll all live in peace."
"It's the answer to curing all diseases."

Is it really?
Now think about the consequences of such a life:
~Over-population due to no deaths
~Perpetual starvation due to lack of enough food for the ever-growing population.
~not enough freshwater to supply everyone; only 3% of earth's water is fresh.

An eternity of being within a perpetual state of death, without dying.
Maybe even resorting to cannibalization, just to relieve the feeling of utter hunger.
Earth was not created to support immortals. Whether we like it or not, death is ingrained in our world.
Is an imperfect eternity on earth better than a perfect eternity with our God, the creator of all things?
My answer is no, and I hope yours is too.

5/21/17

#1 Rule of Writing: Write

Editing: The bane of a writer, whether you're terrible and need to fix it all, or you're a grammar Nazi and have to correct every single mistake. But what is the #1 thing you ought to be doing instead?























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That's right.
I, unfortunately, had to learn this the hard way. I have been working on my novel for over a year now, and all because I wasn't doing this one thing. Sure, I had scenes done. I had material. I could've kept writing.
But I didn't.
Instead, I kept going back, worrying if this plot point was right, deleting and re-writing scenes- oh, is that a punctuation error? Gotta fix that.
I was so focused on the details that I missed the point:
This is the foundation.
This is the hard news I had to face.
This is the Rough Draft.
It's not the polished story. This is the idea, the foundation on which you grow the rest of your story. There will be other drafts; first, second, third, fourth... heck, even fifth. Your story will change. It's inevitable. It doesn't have to be perfect now.
What matters is getting the idea down. Out of your mind, before it can morph again. I have a friend who outlined, plotted and wrote a rough draft of his story in three days. 12 chapters. 21,000 words. And it is good.
If that's what it takes to get it done, do it. Forget grammar. Focus on your story, not on "I before E except after C, unless it's in these words..."
Write. Your. Freaking. Amazing. Story.
Let it out. Don't chain it. It's like a dog: You buy a puppy. You raise it. You train it. Not visa-Versa. Get this puppy down, then train it with punctuation, commands, etc. Later.
Free your story first, or it will never have a chance to grow.

Write.

Your.

Story.

5/2/17

Studio C - clean comedy in a world of filth

Clean humor? Could it be true? Can something  actually be funny without mentioning bodily functions? 
I am happy to answer this with a hearty yes. 
Studio C creates humor through awkward situations, surprising twists, and surprising takes off of well known movies and books.
They do not use any strong language (ie. they say heck-fire in place of the stronger alternative, and dang instead of d***), and do not use any crude humor whatsoever.
I encourage you to check them out. I am sure you won't be disappointed. :)

Studio C  
 

5/1/17

To buy or not to buy- the lure of books






Alas, every reader faces this eventually. You're walking down the sidewalk, thinking this, then lo and behold, the bookstore sign magically appears, and you say to yourself "just a peek" and wander in.
2 hours later you wander out with a bag full of books, a depleted wallet, and a dazed expression on your face. 
Well written books are to the reader what nectar is to hummingbirds: sweet, irresistible, and utterly necessary to their survival. 
To quote Thomas Jefferson: "I cannot live without books.". 
Books hold so many benefits,both on the mental level and the physical.
 It has been shown that kids who get a head start in reading have better focus, a larger vocabulary, and can carry on a conversation much better than those who do not.
My own childhood is evidence of this. I struggled the first few years, but after my mom found a book that helped me immensely, I took off. In third grade, I tested at a seventh grade reading level and eighth grade comprehension.
Books help shape who we are, what we become, and how we view the world. It keeps our minds young. They shape our lives.

So I'll end this post with a quote to answer the title:
"When I get a little money, I buy books. If I have any left, I buy food and clothes." 
~ ? 
 

4/30/17

Writer's block - fact or fiction?

The short answer: Fiction.

The long answer: I don't believe in writer's block. I am a writer myself, and I have battled what all the other writers call by that name. However, I call it by a very different name:
Laziness.


I know it's shocking, but it's true: Your book, story, poem, or whatever will not write itself. Yes, sit down. It is a large truth to absorb. I struggled (and still struggle) with it.
If you only write when inspiration strikes, it will take you weeks... months... years to write what you set out to write. Sitting down to write is one of the hardest things I know of... and not eating the last cookie, but that's off topic.
It requires determination, hard work, and perseverance. Even when you don't feel like writing, you have to push through. One thing I tried, and found works well, is to write five-hundred words a day, even when you don't think you can. Believe me, when you just write, without looking back at what you just wrote, those words will fly by. I am a hen-pecker on the keyboard, and yet I did it in less than an hour. Is 45 minutes of your day too much to ask?

Food for thought. Please let me know if it helped. :)

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